Ian shows me his 3 identical stuffed bunny toys.
Ian: "These are my two children. Their names are Glitter and Sparkle."
Me (taking one and cradling it): "Really? Which one it this?"
Ian: "That one's the boy. Glitter."
Me: "Oh! Hi, Glitter!"
Ian: "Oooh, no, that one's the girl. Sparkle. Or, um, wait, I think....no, no, I've got it now. That one's the boy. His name is GraveDigger."