Me: Hey, little dude, time for a nap. Let's check that diaper.
Ian: NO! I am a PIRATE! Pirates don't get their diapers checked by anyone!
Me: Oh yeah? Really? So you just sit around in your poop all day?
Ian: YES!! We sit in POOP AND PEE! ALL DAY! ARRRR!
1 comment:
Wow. I never knew that about pirates. No wonder they always seem to be in a bad mood.
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