Sh#+ my kid said

1. "I'm going to tweet about this!!" (does my 6-year-old know what twitter is? I am confident that he does not.)

2. "I liked her at the beginning of the year, but now she's acting all like a gangsta."

3. (as we were lying on his bed, getting him to sleep, he sang me this lullaby:)
"go to sleep, Betsy Mitchell Henning.
Betsy Mitchell Henning, go to sleep
Ian's bed is so soft and com-fort-e,
And it's so quiet and peeeceful
Here in this apartment
Also called a condoooo
So go to sleep, Betsy Mitchell Henning. Betsy mitchell Henning, go to sleep. "