Me: You know what? Whining isn't really the best way to get what you want in life.
Jackson: It isn't?
Me: No.
Jackson: I'm so confused.
Me: Uh . . .
Jackson: And normally it's very difficult to confuse me.
read it here, it's funny.
2. Twisty attends her father's funeral:
It was like the set designers from Twin Peaks and Napoleon Dynamite had fused with Elvis Presley’s interior decorator and been reborn as Liberace’s angst-ridden evil twin, who then suffered a psychotic break, and bought up the world’s supply of harvest gold flocked wallpaper, brass upholstery tacks, and fake oak paneling, and ate it all with fava beans and a nice Chianti, and then puked it up all over the living room from Sartre’s No Exit..
read it here.
3. My knitting machine looks kinda sorta like this:
- different brand and specifics but that basic mechanism. Zillions of pictures here. 4. Hey! Celebrate with me! The manual which was lost has been found! Along with more parts! (When I was despairing, I searched on the web for the documentation, though not really exhaustively. Because, honestly, Easter's coming, and so my exhaustion must be saved for professional pursuits rather than recreational ones.)
2 comments:
Holy crap, what do you knit with that? Also? Knit me something so I can carry it around with me and say proudly, "My uber cool friend, Betsy, made this for me."
As you can see, I'm not above begging :)
Also? I was told yesterday that I may be "the artist" for the new location our church is trying to set up. Even if I turn out to not be "the artist", I was honored to have made the short list! :)
Good luck with this and welcome to the Revgals!
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